This is me, I think.

So what do you want to know about me, enough to stalk me, well forget it
(a)I am not worth it
(b)I am not stupid enough to stick too much personal information online.

So what I can tell you is that I am ancient, over 45, how many years I reserve the right to keep to myself, I am a Psychiatric nurse and work on a low secure ward...which also I wont expand on because of patient confidentiality....I work for the NHS, which I wont expand on because it would be like listening to Vogon poetry....

So how am I doing I have not disclosed too much, so how about I have have a go at likes and dislikes......worth a shot!

Favorite Film: No chance it has to be films and then I could go on arguing with myself anyway a few are; Kill Bill Vol 1, Serenity, Sin City, Green Fried Tomartoes, Bring it on, Briget Jones films, Pretty Woman and the list goes on.


Worst Film: This is less of a list, and mainly consists of action or art films, Face off is one, True Lies another. I like Arnold in parts like predator and Terminator but it is thumbs down for True Lies, com'on Jamie Lee what were you thinking.

Favourite Artist: This is as bad as asking me to state my favourite film. Gauguin is top of my list, but Van Goch, Monet and most of the Surrealists would be there.

Worst Artist: Any Abstract Art especially Pollock.

Alright the Most inspiring Dead Guy: This is hard, But Mozart, there nailed it!

Most inspiring Dead Gal: For me Judy Garland or Norma Jean, then again there is Joan of Arc....Let face it women are more inspiring....

Favourite Male Singer: David Bowie

Favourite Female Singer: Alanis Morissette

Favourite Group: REM

There a series of decisive choices. Wow!!! it will have changed tomorrow though, maybe not David Bowie but the others

Worst music: that is hard, can never decide if I dislike rap more than dance(which I mean rave, acid, garage etc).

Favourite Friend: I have loads so slightly different slant here, The longest bestest friend is Tracy, the friend that has inspired me most is Paula and the friend I miss the most is Sarah, better mention Bev and Clare here. If I have missed anyone, I know I have, Sorry and hi Leah, still a brill friend.

Favourite Colour: Can't decide, always had a thing for yellow, but then again I like green and pink and the list goes on so I will remain undecided on that one.

Favourite book: Wild Swans

I have started this site, because I like playing on the computer, not playing games...I don't like playing games because I am crap at them, I do like playing with word processors, art programmes and things like this. Why this site came about is that a while ago, when I had something to say I started to make this site. But I got this stupid html script over the home page, which I couldn't get rid of, so then today I am checking my emails, today is the 16th of April, that I can start again, so here it is. I still have nothing to say but I am enjoying saying nothing.

Below a picture of Norma Jean, funny she is not swaying like a candle in the wind

According to Alan Hirsh an American Neurologist and Charles Wolf who did an extensive analysis of Bill's testimony to the Grand Jury on his affair with Monica found that when he told the truth he rarely touched his nose, when he lied however, he gave a split second frown before he answered and touched his nose once every four minutes for a grand total of 26 nose touches...Don't they have anything better to do with there time then watch someone touch there nose....

'Women preform this gesture with smaller strokes then men, perhaps to avoid smudging their make up'...........Maybe their is something into this nose touching thing....You have bird watchers, why not Nose watchers, a specialist bird watcher is a twitcher, that could be a problem for the corrosponding nose watcher.