The following shift pattern will be implemented

Well thats me spralled out in all my glory and wrapped in celliod or film, the only way that I will ever get on film.

So what is this web page about? Me silly, we not quite. Hopefully it is about my gripes, my loves and failing that it is atleast a look at life, which I should imagine will be as much fun as watching paint dry. However it is fairly entertaining for me so I wont mind.

Okay what are my interests or loves:
Nearly everything but for now
Music
Film
Cross stich
Art

What are my gripes? I hear you ask:
Hey! I can gripe about anything, I am a born moaner, plus I can be cynical and even sweet little me can be bitchy.

I am aiming for about 15 hits, a day, nah, so any more is going to be a bonus.

Why 'O Brave new world' and the shift pattern is going to be changing?... Well we will see, shall we.

This potion of my pace is to notify of any changes I decide to make, so why I have I called it my book of shadows, well I am a bit of a failed wiccan, not so much failed. Just never got started. Got all the books and stuff and got the enthusiasm, just not the time. But one day.....

So back to this crap about listing updates, I am using a site builder that suggests I use this for this exact reason, well I might, I would prefer you to return to my pages and look, come on!!! I get lazy don't update the thing, one quick glance and you are gone with a feeling of lazy cow, where as if you have to look and wow I have, aren't you going to be impressed. First thing I do if I see a site hasn't been updated for any length of time is leg it, thinking oh they can't be bothered, but supposing they have been in a coma for a few years, recover and find the site is dead. DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR HEAD!

So I might stick updates here....

I have worked out how to put a guest book on here so the idea now is you sign it, why? because it is the done thing, or because I have said pretty please.

The idea when signing my guest book is to say how great the site is...Not how crap it is, because that would just hurt my feels and so why do that when you could really bolster my self esteem and spread joy into my life.

Click on Guest book on the write hand menu to assess my guest book.

I would like to pose a few questions here?

Is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the work of the devil? I just can't get my head around that film, give me Calamity Jane any day.

Did Edvard Much realise he was a decent artist when he painted 'The Scream'? Maybe he was having an off day?

Will there ever be a sequeal to Kill Bill Vol one and two? Please, please Mr Tarantino

I often imagine myself to be part of a Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, this would be a more satisfying daydream if I could sing, but even though I do at every opportunity I am tone deaf. I know nobody is truely tone deaf, well I am. Plus I can't clap in time, I am not that rythmic at all. Is this a curse do you think...I LIKE SINGING, but it always initiates a chourus of Shut Up! or Who is killing the cat? Really original.



Here is something you don't see every day, just clik on my corkboard and form a discussion, I will contribute atleast and I won't feel lonely, go on you know you want too!

My Corkboard